Satire & Character Pieces
I really love punching up and writing characters with unhinged points of view. Points if you successfully guess which one Andy Richter hated!!! :)
Aliens Exist... and They're Freaking Babes
It’s an episode of “Scared Straight”, but instead of a prisoner screaming at children, it’s an old horny astronaut warning young astronauts about alien smokeshows.
Local Valentine's Day Outings for the Unreluctantly Single
A parody of articles on what to do when one's single on Valentine's Day. The suggestions escalate and it's clear the weird author is experiencing the stages of post-breakup loss that culminates in a reset for them by the end of the article
I've Traveled Back in Time to Be on the Forbes "30 Under 30"
What is the stupidest, most selfish thing someone can do if they got their hands on a time machine? Why travel back in time and apply to be on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list!
Last Date Conversation Starters That Work
If there's one thing that can ruin a final visit and ensure the last impression of a relative sucks, it's a horrible conversation!
Mountain Mama’s Rules to Running Summer Camp
In a misguided display of affection on the eve of their last day of summer camp, a sociopath reveals increasingly serious crimes that she's committed as a camp director in the form of pieces of "wisdom”.
Essential Advice for Your First Party
A sociopathic“party coach” takes you through his seminar.
The Writers’ Room: A Documentary
If David Attenborough narrated a documentary about a sitcom writers’ room. It punches up and I also call myself out within it.
I Stand Vigilant Before Master’s Sarcophagus…
Part venting, part philosophical, a frustrated dungeon monster attempts to understand why intruders keep appearing. I truly love Dungeons & Dragons.